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By Mr Grumpy - Thu 19th Apr 2012

 

As somebody who has skilfully managed to avoid marriage for the whole of my adult life to date, I feel no shame, irony or hypocrisy in smugly doling out marital advice to others, who in most cases, never even ask me for my opinion anyway.

3 little words.

However, recently I have come to the opinion that surely, a longer and happier union between the sexes (married and unmarried) would ensue if both parties could remember those three little words each and every day.

Words that have so much meaning, and carry with them the weight to change our lives for the better (or worse) and when, by acting on them we can make our partner feel much better about themselves.

What are those 3 words ? : “Delete Browser History”

Seriously, just think of the number of relationships that could have been saved by remembering those 3 little words and acting accordingly.

.... And before anybody gets the wrong idea, of course I’m referring to the fact that statistically speaking, most marriages end due arguments about money. So ladies, next time you have bought that pair of shoes or handbag that you just had to have from M&S Online, make sure that your other half is blissfully unaware.